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sweet-manakete asked:

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

hello-kitty-senpai replied:

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate

Era One: Miley is not possesed

Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles.

princessofbadvibes:

This is…quite convincing…

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everythingfox:

everythingfox:
I will cast a spell to make you have a good day
∧＿ ∧　
（｡◕ ω ◕)｡)つ━☆・*。
　　　°。 *´¨)
　　　　　　　　　.· ´¸ .·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
　　　　　　　　　　(¸.·´ (¸.·’* ☆
It is done

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scorpionbutch:

zauxie:
zauxie:
Oh, your movie has representation? Does it have gay, existentialist krill? Hmm????
PLAYED BY BRAD PITT AND MATT DAMON?????????????

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greekgosh:

This article is me

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cake-warrior:

oforlikelalune-deactivated:
doujinshi:
anue:
Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
das ist so traurig alexa spiel 99 luftballons
I know 3 words in German and I know EXACTLY what that fucking sentence says.
yeah german tends to get right to the point

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kazoomusic:

yeah thanks me too

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literally-a-narwhale:

bearbearbearbearbear:
bearbearbearbearbear:
i love when creators give anime characters actual lips!!! anime girls are so pretty with lips!!
💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕🖤

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cockyhorror:

httpdemonics:
cockyhorror:
paper-mario-wiki:
u ever think about how ur skeleton is always wet
I wish I never had but thanks for ruining my life
don ’ t worry ! there will come a time when it ’ s not :)
Thanks! Even worse :)

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the-x-button: